Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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