a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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