I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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