can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just tell him i said nine months
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
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Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
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im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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