I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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