Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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