speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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