could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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