we're blogging at a bar
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
These tits shall not be calmed
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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