this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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