So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Pants are for mortals
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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