And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I believe in your delicious
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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