okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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