You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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