He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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