i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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