I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
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Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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