I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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