She said her name was "party"
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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