I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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