From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I forget how to act sober
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