That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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