so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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