Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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