I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
This is my gift to your gina
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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