idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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