That's intense
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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