okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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