on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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