Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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