Three words: puerto rican gang bang
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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