Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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