My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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