your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So gin and wine won't be happening again
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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