ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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