ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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