I looked at my own cervix.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i drank out of a bidet.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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