so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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