New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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