We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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