well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
dude. I can hear the air.
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