I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
As shirtless as possible
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
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You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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