Midget sex pt 2 tonight
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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