Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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