hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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