i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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