I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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