Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
now i know why i became what i already was.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
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