Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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