Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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