Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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