Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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