i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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