I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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